Roses Are Red Toilet Roll

Novelty toilet roll

Roses are red, violets are blue, my head is big and I like your shoes. Well that's not exactly how the poems go but you get the idea. Why sit on your royal throne with just dull old plain toilet paper when you can have the stuff of Kings and Queens, each sheet a poetic dream for you to recite or sing whilst doing your thing.

At least 300 sheets of poetic-printed toilet roll to support your...errr...activities...

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30 metre roll

  • Material: Paper/plastic
  • Dimensions: Length: 3000 cm

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